Don't miss the 5th annual Hog Wrestling Contest in the Eldorado Park in Eldorado on Saturday, July 19th. Why, you ask? Jon Carson (aka The Swine-er) is getting a team together to wrestle Miss Piggy (or maybe Mister Pig, who knows but he'll find out soon enough when he tries to manhandle the oinker). Actually, I'm pretty proud of Jon for even entertaining the idea of wrestling a pig. You know he's a city slicker, Detroit home boy, never shovelled any excrement from any type of animal before (he barely cleans his hampster cage)!
I'm trying to help him with his wrestling costume but you could help as well. I was thinking along the lines of a "Nacho Libre" outfit only call it "Macho Libre". Or maybe a pair of those tight bicycling shorts, wearing his Speedo over it(or some type of provocative thong). Let's not forget those stylish Daisy Duke cut-offs and skimpy tube tops he loves so much. Any ideas? I AM going to buy him an industrial size bottle of disinfectant soap--he's gonna need it after rolling around in pig feces-flavored mud. I'm laughing already at the faces he'll be making in that arena. Then again, he may develop a new heightened affection for this smelly but smart 4 legged creature and decide never to eat ham or bacon again. I'm sure this wrestling event will be a once-in-a-lifetime venture for our Jon Carson but oh, the pictures and videos from this will be priceless!!!!
Talk to you soon!
Mary McGuire (former farm girl that used to shovel........)
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