In the first photo you'll notice Jon is dressed in the traditional garb of 'Packer Pope,' that rare, mythical creature who appears only after a puff of white smoke emerges from the men's restroom at Lambeau Field. Next to him you see the wife of Packer Pope, Miss Yvonne. As Jon wears the green and gold papal garments, his wife dons the foam rubber cheese bra autographed by all the men who've paid $5 to take a peek underneath it. Both of these wardrobes include traditional fall-winter garments in Wisconsin.
The second photo, while not as dignified as the first, shows Jon with all of his animal instincts in full bloom. The robust keg-like midsection not only wards off the pesky females, it also provides a broad canvas on which Jon can profess his love for both the Packers and the letter "G". You may also notice the stickers stratigically placed over each nipple region to protect from the harsh Lambeau winds. The ensemble is topped off by the classic "Furry Packer Helmet," which was outlawed by Congress in the same bill that took lawn darts off the market. Jon's defiant stare and hunched body shows that he's ready for any lawman who dares take his helmet...and any Bears, Lions or Vikings fan who dares to cross his encampment. Classic.HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM JON AND MARY IN THE MORNING...SEE YOU IN 2008!!!!!!!!!!
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